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ur family LGBT - God himself trembles to the sound of this insult being uttered by any mortal the sun implodes and fifty black holes form around the earth it self. the person who got insulted self implodes at the same time he self combusts.

friend 1 : HA YOUR SISTER MISTER
friend 2 : ur family lgbt
friend1: * explodes while corpse ignites on fire simultaneously causing the literal end of time it self*
friend2 lol

The only insult worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. The person you say it to might die.

you so gay that ur family transgender.

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*

Word that only niggas who have transcended past existence can use. If used correctly, could shatter the universe and every dimension in existence. Nothing happens to the nigga using it due to the transcendence effect.

Random Person: Ur mom gay lol

Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!

Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha

Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi

Person: Implodes and fucking dies

Universe: Shatters and dies

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD

Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body