A fork of Rural Dictionary
The people that turn down your definition over and over again
Omg I keep getting urban dick
The people that turn down your definition over and over again
Omg I keep getting urban dick
The editors of Urban Dictionary, wannabe gangsta white boys in their teens to early twenties.
Those Urban Dicks don't know shit and just make shit up as they go.
When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying
Random guy: hi Me: lmao I has an urban dick Random guy: proceeds to walk away Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial
(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man? Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi. Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight? Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate. Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.
Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine Carole: *calls jack* Also Carole: what’s up jack? Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there? Jack: ... Also Jack: *hangs up* Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day. B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy. B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks