Country Dictionary

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Vaping

A strange practice that involves fully grown adults blowing scented water vapour into the atmosphere from a phallic styled vaping device.

Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.

Person A: I love vaping, this new summer fruits liquid is the nuts.

Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?

by jumparound00 August 14, 2016

Vaping

The quickest way to make all your friends hate you.

Guy 1: bro I just bought this new juice called strawberry cheesecake.. Do you wanna go behind the school and start vaping with me and billy?
Guy 2: no... Kill yourself Chad

by BrerMason May 22, 2016

Vaping

The process by which one inhales vapour from a personal vaporiser, or e-cig.

Used instead of 'smoking' to describe the action of someone sucking on the business end of an e-cig instead of a death stick

Obama really ought to quit smoking and start vaping.

by El Cucurucho Grande January 14, 2009

Vaping

The reason you're single.

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Vape

To inhale vapor from E-cigarettes. Used because "smoking" an E-cig doesn't apply as there is no smoke only vapor.

I'm able to vape in a movie theater.

by riddle80 January 14, 2009

Vape

Mango-flavoured Lung Cancer

"Hey kids, do you want a nicotine addiction?"
"What?! No, of course not!"
"But it's mango flavoured..."
"Ooh gimme gimme! What's it called?"
"It's called a vape! We're Juul, and we're totally not advertising products to help with smoking issues to young teens!"

by OddPianoAlpaca December 07, 2020

vape

something used to help people quit smoking, but is used heavily by the youth industry

Person 1: You still vape?
Person 2: Yeah man
Person 1: That's a waste of your life. Yeet that vape away

by hashtagNOVAPING March 05, 2019