A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.
A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend* Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?" You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.
I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.
A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.
This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again
As opposed to boyfriend dick. A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use. Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?" "Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night. B: Why so good? A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.
"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"