A fork of Rural Dictionary
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk. cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
Means Another day another slay just on valentines day
Me:wanna slay Her: its Valentine’s Day Me:yeah have a play and a slay Her:ok :) Me:happy valentines day :)
the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come her:....ok but i have to be home by 3 (he leaves at 12:45) him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back. (she gets upset and he breaks up with her) him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed. 2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
"Is it Valentine's Day again?" "Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."