A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache.
"Colbert expertly vandyked the current representitive from the fightin' eleventh. Not to be confused with Newt Gingrich or the dude from Monty Python"
To use someone for your own personal gain.
Imma sit here and vandyke while these boys clean my rims
Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!