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Victoria sponge

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

by angelas101 January 23, 2010

Victoria sponge cake

When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.

Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect

by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017

Victoria Sponge Cake

A person who is cool and likes bow ties and has a good interest in cakes. They are usually blonde and can say no and laughing in a very funny way. They have good music taste and like caramel and don't like Dr Pepper.
They also think aye and na isn't English

Person 1:"Who is that cool person?"
Person 2: "It's Victoria Sponge Cake Of Course!"

by Anna Banana. June 10, 2011