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Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10: Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten? Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please? Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.

GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10? GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.

A cancer

I'm sorry to have to tell you this ... you have Windows 10.

The most insecure un-private OS ever.

Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free! Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!