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Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
Stomp a turd down a shower drain.
A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.
An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”
When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Yeah my feet were super disgusting after I waffle stomped my dinner down through my drain
The action of stomping shit down your shower drain
The fecalphiliac decided to waffle stomp his shit while in the shower
Where one takes a shit in the shower and steps it down the drain.
Edward: Sorry I'm late, I had to Waffle Stomp in the shower.
When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.
“Last night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!”