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Waffle stomp

It’s where a person shits on a drain that looks like a waffle and stomps it through .

“That was the biggest waffle stomp I’ve ever seen.”

by Big donger November 17, 2019

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 06, 2020

waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

by Leia Nelson May 19, 2005

waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

by Smooth Buns 69 January 13, 2014

waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe

After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.

by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

Waffle Stomp

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.

Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.

by doorbell master September 30, 2021

waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel

i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough

by Yomomgym December 20, 2019