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walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds

Ive got not belief, But I believe I'm a walking contradiction, And I ain't got no rights

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004

Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction

Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

by Everyoneandanyone March 08, 2010

Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs - snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens - at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink Often says things like: "nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!" "I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night" "Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any" "I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs" - you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs -they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more - more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess - they will snort anything - quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them - might dress as animals when high wired

"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!" "I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!" "he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"

by OncaPardus August 15, 2012