A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling! Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~
A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.
“I love Wally Darling!” “What kind?” “Are you a FUCKING idiot..??”
Wally Darling is a character in an ARG (alternate reality game) called "Welcome home" made by a creator named CLOWN_SHAPED_COFFIN on twitter. He is one of 9. Darling lives in a living house known as "Home." Wally is often depicted as a short yellow puppet, blue pompadour, blue cardigan, red necktie, large black pupils, blue, red, orange, yellow striped pants, black and white shoes, and no nose or eyebrows. He is quite the silly fella! Quite oblivious and unaware.
example 1 . Wally Darling - "Hello, neighbor..~" example 2 . Friend - "Dude! Have you seen the new ARG website, Welcome home?! It's so colorful and cool!"