A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for semen used especially when referring the ejaculate of astronauts.
Anna: Remember that crazy astronaut lady who tried to kill her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend? Christina: Yeah, I guess she really missed the dude's Wang Tang!
Male version of "poon-tang". Pertaining to that of penis, male genitalia, or sexual encounters with men. One who is in heat, will go on a sexual escapade in hopes of finding male attention.
"Ok ladies, are you ready to take on the wang-tang!" "I havent had sex in over a month, I need some wang-tang. Mmmmmm."
The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him. The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.
Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic... Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us? BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ Person A: What the hell is he saying? Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!