A fork of Rural Dictionary
This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep" "there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.
"can I come to yours tonight baby?" "Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"
The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.
c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.
Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.
I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.