A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday. Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.
Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today! Tim: Wow, want a cookie?
The nice way to say, I like you, but i don' t care. At all.
Girl 1: I saw our French teacher today! Girl 2: Wow, want a cookie? Girl 1: Sure, what kind?
another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom guy: I'm bored girl: Want a cookie? sexual relations ensue
What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
David B.:(Staring) Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole! David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?! Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining* Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread. Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!