Country Dictionary

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Water Bottling

A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.

Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night? Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy

by DJ Bepis October 14, 2020

Water bottle

A fun word to use to start conversations and talks.

Water bottle What ? I was just bored and I wanted to talk to you Oh ok how’s life

by Popo water bottle May 31, 2023

Water bottle

When water is in a bottle.

I'm drinking out of a water bottle.

by Tatalie January 27, 2017

Water Bottle

A bottle of water filled with vodka usually at teen dances or socials.

Jim: Yo Frankie you bringing the water bottles? Frankie: Yeah G I'm loading up.

by Mr. Pizzle April 21, 2009

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend Slut2: Like 10 inches Slut1: what's that like? Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 14, 2007

water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 22, 2005

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 01, 2017