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A kid who is not cool because he does not say hi to his friends friend.

Person 1: He is such a cool kid. Person 2: He didn't say hi to me. He is such a Water Plant

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!' 'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water

Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line" Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants! MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now? Guy: watering the plants

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later? You: ............Watering the plants Jackass: alrighty.