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weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ...George W. Bush

by buttonshXc February 08, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 11, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.

We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.

by ZE-bear March 25, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 09, 2003

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.” Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 01, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003