A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.
The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.
One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?" "Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night." "I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?" "Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.
Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.