A fork of Rural Dictionary
The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins. Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week. Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have. Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day. Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself. Friday: Greed. Get money. Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit. Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Johnson: How was your week of 7? Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you? Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.