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Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.

James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but... Bill: But what? James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.

by JoeFriday July 21, 2009