Country Dictionary

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

The Kansas of Canada.

Boy 1: "Hey, wanna drive down to Welland for the weekend?"
Boy 2: "Fuck no Welland sucks."

a place in Ontario Canada in the Niagara region where a bunch of old people, snobs and druggies live with few decent people

i cant wait to get outta Welland

The welfare capital of Canada

Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland

The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.

Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.