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West Ham

Definately the greatest football club in Britain, we play the best football. have had some excellent footballers over the years such as Bobby Moore, Di Canio, Benayoun & Dean Ashton. We also sing the best football song in the game even better than waht them scandinavian kopites sing when they win "You'll never walk alone" I'm forever blowin bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air They fly so high, they reach the sky! And like my dreams they fade and die.... FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDING, I've looked everywhere... Im forever blowin bubbles, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR UNITED!!! UNITED!!! UNITED!!!

West Ham Utd have a great footballing side and a decent firm the ICF (Inner City Firm) They run them Millwall cunts all over London the horrible gang of racist fuckin bastards, and there a gang of turks.... We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, WE HATE MILLWALL WE DO

by Daniel McNab May 17, 2006

West Ham

Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue. 'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 13, 2007

West Ham

Crap football team from East London which is supported by assorted tosspots from Essex. They claim to have won the world cup but they haven't actually won anything in living memory. Their fans think they are the bollox but are better known for lying under minibuses crying, "I've had enough!" Eh, Cass?

West Ham? Do me a favour, Son!

by NOLU May 26, 2011

West Ham

West Ham United is NOT the only football club in east London. Millwall, one of West Hams biggest rivals, is in fact also situated in east London. Other popular London teams include Chelsea (southwest) Arsenal (north) and Tottenham (north)

West Ham song I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air They fly so high they reach the sky Just like my dreams they fade and die Fortunes always hiding I've looking everywhere Cus I'm forever flowing bubbles Pretty bubbles in the air United United

by e15 April 26, 2006

West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo! Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).

by Ned September 20, 2003

West ham

1.) A neighborhood in East London, England 2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004