A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese. This Terrifies the German.
"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"
The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.
Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.