A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up
yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun
a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption
I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.
noun: what a guy gets if he has had to much to drink or too much "nose candy."
"when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had whisky dick."
1. The name of a shot composed of very bad rail whiskey and a dash of tobacco, tasting comparable to a hamburger doused in lighter fluid. Invented in Madison, Wisconsin, it is rumored to be an antidote for definition #2.
2. Flaccidity of the penis caused by consuming too much alcohol.
As Josh and Nikko ordered a round of whisky dicks, Sarah smiled, knowing she would be the only one of the trio getting any pussy tonight.