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White Jesus

An affectionate name for cocaine.

"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed." "No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."

by Jiggle Swami December 22, 2011

White Jesus

The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.

It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

by La Douche April 14, 2004

Praise white jesus

A phrase used to praise anything for which a white Jesus would be responsible. There are a variety of Jesuses all of different races which must be praised at the proper time.

Praise White Jesus! Somehow I got to work on time.

by Big Billy Terry July 24, 2009