A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of spraying whip cream up a females vagina. Usually the female needs to be upside down so that the whip cream can spray effectively.
She told me to give her a whoopie pie, so I did, then she got a horrible infection.
two delicious pieces of chocolate cake cookie with marshmallow fluff mixture in the middle.
popular in new england
token connecticut kid: mmmmm i just love whoopie pies!
other token connecticut kid: me too! they are just so delicious!
georgia kid: y'all crazy yankees what in the world are y'all talkin bout?
When one blows his load inbetween the asscheeks of an African-American woman.
Yo, I gave my girl a creamy whoopie pie last night
a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
when ur partner spanks u while u are simultaneously receiving a cream pie
“omg frank did u just give me a whoopie pie?!”
a threesome consisting of two black guys and a white girl...resembling a whoopie pie.
me, bubba, and amanda had a whoopie pie last night.
It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…