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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro. Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything. Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man. Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed? Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro. Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt? Homie 1: It's nothing man. Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020