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The only way to get fit before the summer time; a classic workout.
"Wii sports my fking liiiiiifeeee"
A game on the Nintendo wii where you will always get beaten by a black guy named Matt he is undefeated and in some cases praised as lord
“I was playing wii sports earlier and I ran into Matt the messiah”.
The best Wii Game in History. Sadly, it is dominated by the tyrant Matt
Gonna play some wii sports with my homies
wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!
Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh
*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game
So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing
The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that
Wii Sports Resort is poggers