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witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

by Tattooofthesun January 02, 2009

A Witches Hat away

Being almost or adjecent to

Goth girl: I'm a Witches Hat away from being punk

by ||♡|| December 08, 2020

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017