A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sweet show on Nick Jr. that I watch with my daughter highlighted by a baby duckling that says "this is se-wious"
Wonder Pets is right after Dora The Explorer
The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."
John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project