A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood. Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!
When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?