A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.
Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?
Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.
Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever
Friends who are mean to you when you sick.
i feel so sick but i have the worst friends ever who won’t bring me chicken noodle soup.