A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who does not have any girlfriends, sneaky links, or girl partner in any way.
"Yo lets play Gorilla Tag"
"Shut The Fuck Up You Get No Bitches"
Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.
Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?
Trace: Yes
Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches
When someone says this to you, they are letting you know that you get no play. that you are unable to get girls.
Person 1:”I just got a perm.”
Person 2:”Wow bro, you get no bitches.”
Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life
Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life
If you make the LeBron Meme Face You Get Absolutely NO Bitches
Sam -“Hey Conner let’s make the lebron face”
Conner- “This is why you get no bitches Sam”
August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches
the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches