A fork of Rural Dictionary
the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum Where? Ya mum When? Ya mum What? Ya mum Why? Ya mum
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Ben:Your gay. Tommo:Ya mums gay. Ben:Your a fuckwit. Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit Ben:Fuck you. Tommo:Fuck ya mum. Ben:Go away. Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
you're a dickhead ya mum's a dickhead why didn't you go to skool yesterday? Because of ya mum
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia... "so does ya mum" b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4... "ya mum" c) my wardrobe is pink "ya mum"
That hilariously inspiring phrase.
"It's raining" "Ya mums raining" "I'm tired" "Ya mums tired" "I jumped out on her and she screamed" "Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"