A fork of Rural Dictionary
The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"
You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
yellow dick is when a guy has a huge feddish for sun, he loves to talk to the sun about his problems, hopes and inspirations. It's Like his secret special moment.
"Damn I love john... but he is a yellow dick..."
"Ah really?... what a weirdo.."
She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.