A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso? Waiter: yes you can Guy sitting at food table: k thanks Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies