A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.
Example 1 I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty. Example 2 Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago? Guy 2: Yeah? Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again! Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!