A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?
Dude, you're such a dick.
A term of endearment for cool/slightly odd couples to use to show affection and humour towards one another. Non-offensive when used between the right people in the right circumstances.
Q."Darling, do you actually know how cool I am??" A. "Awww honey, you're a dick"
Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony, Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything, You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.
Tony: is that brick welded to that pole? Everyone: Tony you're a dick. Tony: I Painted my car dash again.... Everyone: you're a dick. Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore. Everyone: your a dick.. Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh Everyone: you're a dick
Someone you find endearing and could in fact be in love with
Q. Do you know how much i love the Beatles even though i know you think the Stone's are superior?? A. Yeah(dreamy look).....but you're a dick 💜
Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers, The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees. Love, the Pistons
Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.
Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken? Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy. Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.