A fork of Rural Dictionary
You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"