A fork of Rural Dictionary
The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!
Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool! John Marston: You eat babies!
A comeback for fat people.
Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D
A racist term directed to white people.
Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.
Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy." Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."
An expression used when something is not done properly. Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}* You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.