A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term used when you want to call someone a fat bitch
you fat bitch
Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so. Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.) Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one. There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
"4 pints. And a pie." "You fat biffer."
Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
Tina is an iconic name. You call someone or something this when it doesn't eat their tater tots, casserole, and ham.
" Tina! You fat lard! Come get some dinner!
Young Odd Universally amazing Awesome Really cool Excellent Fair Active Thicc
You are fat Alyssa