A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
Bethany: I have a foot fetish Mike: You need Jesus! Bethany: OMG I know
For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.
Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj Shirley: wth? Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh Shirley: Charlotte, I- Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS! Charlotte: wha? Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*
Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.
Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now. Dude2: You need Jesus.
People on this website..
If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus
When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.
"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!" "You know you need Jesus, right?"
you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer
tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909