A fork of Rural Dictionary
More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.
Jeff: Your mom gay Joe: Your Dad Lesbian Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*
The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell
Frank: "ur mom gay lol" Dan: "don't make me do it" Frank: "ur granny a tr-" Dan: "your family tree lgbt" *The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one
The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.
Jesse: Your mom gay lol Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence
A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.
"Your mom gay" "You're dad Lesbian lol" "Your family tree LGBT" *Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*
the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.
frank: you mom large gay bob: your family tree lgbt frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.
Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap
Me: ur mom gay Friend: no u Me: your family tree LGBT Friend: *fucking dies*
Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.
Tim: Ur Mom gay Joe: Ur dad Lesbian Tim: Ur Granny Tranny Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH Joe: NO TIM Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt Joe: *Instantly dies and burns* Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS