A fork of Rural Dictionary
a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy
1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!
2. YEAH!!!!!
The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.
Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.
"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)
your guy, the one you are head over heels for.
is he you're matt?
Yeah, i'm the one dating him.
Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.
'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'
'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'
When a tool continuously uses the words ya mum for a whole 5 minutes or more.
Matt: ya mum
You: no, your matt