A fork of Rural Dictionary
The world's largest employer. A company with no meaning, purpose or goal, other than to employ the largest amount of people under one company name. There is no salary, and no workload. Employees only have the satisfaction of knowing that they are a member of Zern, inc.
a more severe word for being "constapated" and having to shit excessively
that mexican restaurant gave me the zerns.
(Rub your tummy.)