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Zero Two (ゼロツー, Zero Tsū) is the main heroine and the deuteragonist of DARLING in the FRANXX. She is a human-klaxo sapien hybrid and a member of the APE Special Forces, primarily fighting on the front lines. As an elite Parasite with the codename "002", also known as the "Partner Killer", Zero Two had always accepted solitude due to her horns and Klaxosaur blood. Despite having no regard for human life or her own and being accustomed to fighting solo, she took interest in Hiro and offered an opportunity to pilot with her, making him her new partner and "darling". After Hiro was able to ride with her more than three times, the pair became the 13th Plantation's newest members, piloting the powerful FRANXX Strelizia.
Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.
Weeb: hey remember Zero Two? Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN. Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of! Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS. Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of? Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it. Weeb: ok! A FEW DAYS LATER. Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game. Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.
Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.
Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl." Me: "Um, who you talkin to?" Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu" Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion" Weeb: "Who asked?" Me: "... For you to be here?"
A creepy boss in Kirby: The Crystal Shards 64 and an overrated anime character in the anime: "Darling in the FranXX"
Zero Two can be either: 1. The final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (which I prefer over the other Zero Two) 2. One of the most popular anime characters from Darling in the Franxx (sorry but I don't watch anime, so I make the definition short)
A: Hey, do you like Zero Two? B: What? You mean the anime girl or that creepy creature? A: (wtf is he talking about)