A fork of Rural Dictionary
The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.
Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.
Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.
Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!
it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.
Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.
Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.
An undefinable insult. Usually found in general namecalling.
Don't be such a zerpy-terp.
An exclamatory phrase for surprise.
Mark: ZERPI!
Jack: You scared the shit out of me!