A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zoe - The most badass person you're ever going to meet.
Zoe's are kind, beautiful, smart, and hella badass. They protect everyone they love, and aren't shy to kick-ass if it means defending her friends. Getting to know a Zoe is probably one of the luckiest things you'll ever do in your ENTIRE LIFE. If you think they're naive and innocent.... HAHHAHAHAHHA ur epically WRONG. They know ALL the gossip (most of it being incredibly jUiCy) and can (will) cuss you out if you deserve it.
To all the Zoe's reading this, you are so loved by everyone out there in the world, and will continue to be loved.
Woah, is that super hot girl a Zoe S.? She's so HOT GODDAMN IT'S LIKE I'M BURNING IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL