A fork of Rural Dictionary
Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead... Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*
A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!
Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll! Girl 2: Likewise Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!
Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.
Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead
Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight